Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, Fortunes Against Humanity, Offend Someone You Love Today! Adult Party Idea with Dark Humor (Bag of 12
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- SKU: MCAB09NJXKJFW
- BARCODE: 658238851408
- VENDOR: MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
- TYPE: Grocery Food
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Brand: MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
The cookies are vanilla. The messages inside are anything but. This is our bleakest creation yet, with fortunes so dark, we could only get them printed in New Jersey. Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. Make someone's day, or completely ruin it - up to you.
• NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED: Beware! These are our bleakest creation yet. These fortunes are dark. Like, really dark.
• MESSAGES SO DARK, we could only get them printed in New Jersey.
• DEVILISHLY RED: You know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing.
• 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
• INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would be kind of gross.
Size: 12 Count (Pack of 1)
Color: Against Humanity
The cookies are vanilla. The messages inside are anything but. This is our bleakest creation yet, with fortunes so dark, we could only get them printed in New Jersey. Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. Make someone's day, or completely ruin it - up to you.
• NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED: Beware! These are our bleakest creation yet. These fortunes are dark. Like, really dark.
• MESSAGES SO DARK, we could only get them printed in New Jersey.
• DEVILISHLY RED: You know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing.
• 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
• INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would be kind of gross.
Size: 12 Count (Pack of 1)
Color: Against Humanity
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):
This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
