Kiss My Axolotl Gourmet Cotton Candy - Gag Christmas Gifts for Adults and Teens - Gourmet Cotton Candy for the Holidays - Stocking Stuffers and White

Brand: Gears Out

If you were to take an axolotl and put it in your mouth, it probably wouldn’t taste like cotton candy. No one wants to eat the cute little creatures anyway, so why not enjoy the gourmet cotton candy that tells people to kiss my axolotl. Everyone loves the axolotl because it’s Mother Nature’s water kitten. While you can’t hug and squeeze a real axolotl, you can squeeze the Kiss My Axolotl Gourmet Cotton Candy. Bring a smile to your Secret Santa by gifting them delicious gourmet candy gifts. Is there any treat more decadent than gluten-free, handspun, American made cotton candy? The pure spun sugar is delicious and melts in your mouth…unlike an axolotl. I guarantee it would squirm, and probably pee. Your office party or holiday gift exchange will be filled with laughter and full stomachs when you gift Aunt Jessi’s fine and funny cotton candy.

• Gourmet cotton candy for a tasty holiday treat
• White elephant gift they’ll eat at the party
• Perfect stocking stuffer for Christmas morning
• Funny gag gift featuring cute Axolotl
• White Elephant gift to bring holiday cheer