Karen Turds Chocolate Almonds - Gourmet Dark Chocolate Fine Candy - Funny Karen Gifts Adult Stocking Stuffers - Gag Christmas Gifts for Teens
- SKU: MCAB0BP7T563N
- BARCODE: 810122121633
- VENDOR: Kepperton
- TYPE: Snacks & Sweets
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Everyone needs a timeout after a wild Karen encounter. Karen Turds Chocolate Covered Almonds are rich in flavor and just may be your only hope of a full recovery. Stop and grab a handful of this sweet gourmet food gift while you wait for your funny Karen video to upload onto all your social media pages. When you’re finished, you’ll feel so much better. Close the bag up with the convenient zipper seal and keep them handy for the next unfortunate Karen-related emergency.<br><br>Kepperton Candies is proud of our commitment to making unique food gifts that balance humor and premium quality confections. Every batch is made with special care in the USA. Gourmet gifts shouldn’t be boring for the giver or the recipient. Karen Turds are as fun to put in adult stockings, Easter baskets, and care packages as they are enjoyable to receive on a special occasion. The whole room will break down in laughter, because EVERYONE has a Karen story.
• GOURMET DARK CHOCOLATE FINE CANDY THAT LOOKS LIKE ORDINARY POOP BUT TASTES LIKE JUDGMENT
• GOES WELL WITH KAREN HAIR, UNNECESSARY OUTRAGE, UNSOLICITED OPINIONS, AND COMPLICATED COFFEE ORDERS
• DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE COVERED ALMONDS SO INDULGENT EVEN A KAREN WOULD LIKE THEM
• FINE AMERICAN MADE CONFECTIONS FROM KEPPERTON CANDIES PERFECT FOR ADULT STOCKING STUFFERS
• GAG CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR TEENS COMES IN RESEALABLE KRAFT BAG FOR MAXIMUM FRESHNESS BETWEEN SNACKS
Size: 8 Ounce
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):
This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

