Geriatric Love Gloves - Over-the-Hill Gag Gift for Adults, Unisex Protective Gloves, Gold Color, 2 Count

Brand: Gears Out

<b>The Sensual Seniors’ Geriatric Love Gloves</b> <br> <em>Rubbers for the Golden Years</em> <br> They’ve been together for ages and know better than anyone that crap happens…literally. Give them the gift of protection with our hilarious Geriatric Love Gloves. Retired romance can be a messy affair, and they should always be ready for a rendezvous in the restroom. <br> “I’m moved…glove up, buttercup.” <br> <b> A Couple Gift That Shows You Care</b> <br> Long-term, happy couples have loved each other through thick and thin, and when they hit the golden years together, it’s time to celebrate a whole new phase of romance. Give those lucky lovebirds their very own Sensual Seniors’ Geriatric Love Gloves as stocking stuffers, or over-the hill gifts for birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, white elephant parties, Secret Santa or just because you care so much.

• CLEANING CARE FOR YOUR SOILED SWEETHEART: You’ve never been more in love or felt more needed…literally. Slap on a pair of Sensual Seniors’ Geriatric Love Gloves and get fresh!
• PROTECTION NEEDS CHANGE WITH AGE - This funny gag gift for adults pokes fun at the changing needs of everlasting love. They give a whole new meaning to “no glove, no love.”
• A REVOLUTION IN CLEAN-UP TECHNOLOGY - When true love brings you closer in the bathroom, you’ll be happy you have these heavy-duty rubbers to keep your hands clean while you’re digging deep into your relationship.
• A WEIRD OVER-THE-HILL GAG GIFT FOR LOADS OF OCCASIONS - Know a couple you admire for their loving longevity? Give them a pair of Sensual Seniors’ Geriatric Love Gloves for holidays, birthdays, retirement, anniversaries, or any other gift-giving occasion. They’re also a fabulously naughty surprise that are sure to get laughs at White Elephant parties and Secret Santa gift exchanges.
• NOVELTY USE ONLY - Geriatric Love Gloves are a silly gift for couples. Messy jobs should be left to professionals.

Size: 2 Count (Pack of 1)
Color: Gold