Gears Out Shart Cotton Candy - Novelty Candy for Teens - Blue, Gluten-Free, Snack Size

Brand: Gears Out

<b>Shart Cotton Candy</b><br><br><em>OH. NO.</em><br><br>Life is full of surprises, and let’s face it, some are better than others. For example, when you’re standing in a crowd of people and feel a rumbly in the tumbly. You don’t think twice about releasing a little pressure, after all, with all these people around, who would ever know it was you? You take a deep breath and let her rip. But. Oh no. Was that? Was that creamy? When you’ve trusted a fart just a little too much, you’ll want to drown your sorrows in a bag of Shart Cotton Candy.<br><br>Shart Cotton Candy is the fluffy and sweet treat that comes through for you when shart happens. Each bag of gluten-free, blue cotton candy is made with the sole purpose of helping to turn that frown upside down after you get done scraping your drawers.<br><br><b>Funny Shart Gag Gift is a Must-Have for Everyone</b><br><br>Anyone who’s had a butt all their life has been shocked by a rogue squirt. Friends don’t let friends shart unprepared. Shart Cotton Candy is the perfect gift for everyone, because nobody is exempt from those nasty surprises that have them doing the shameful backwards walk to the nearest bathroom. Filled with one fluffy ounce of blue candy, this weird novelty gift for adults and teens is a crazy, fun stocking stuffer, Valentine’s, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets. They’re also an easy choice for Secret Santa gift exchanges or White Elephant parties.

• OH NO … DID THAT JUST HAPPEN? - So, you thought you’d get away with a silent but deadly. Instead, you found there was a little more loaded in the cannon than expected. Don’t panic! Grab the Shart Cotton Candy, and turn that frown upside down!
• SNACK SIZE - BE PREPARED ANYWHERE - Keep a snack-sized bag of Shart Cotton Candy with you at all times to handle any situation where shart happens. Don’t be caught unprepared at work, the grocery store, church, or anywhere else a fart can go rogue. It’s a sweet distraction from the squish in your knickers.
• HILARIOUS UNISEX GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND COWORKERS - Everyone, everywhere has unwisely trusted a fart. Surprise all the hard-to-buy-for people in your life with a package of tasty Shart Cotton Candy.
• A HEAPING DOSE OF HUMOR - Not only is this funny poop gift sure to have your friends rolling, it’s completely gluten-free and satisfies any post-pants-shitting cravings for sweets. Crazy and useful are a wickedly awesome combination.
• A FUNNY, WEIRD GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Shart Cotton Candy is an unexpected and truly awesome addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also an easy choice for Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.