Elf Turds Dark Chocolate Almonds - Kepperton Gourmet Chocolate Almonds - Funny Holiday Candy Gifts for Teens Stocking Filler

Brand: Kepperton

One of the best kept secrets at the North Pole is how hardworking elves keep the energy up for Santa on Christmas night. Cookies are great, but they lack the protein of a crunchy, delicious almond. So, when natural calls, Christmas magic works on elf colons all year round! Elves poop chocolate covered almonds and bag them up for Santa Claus to sleigh the season. We’ve captured that delectable little holiday miracles, so now you can run on gourmet dookie fuel too!<br><br>Elf Turds Chocolate Almonds make a fantastic gourmet candy gift for teens stocking filler. When they’ve outgrown other kiddie candies, you can give them this premium snack gift and a heaping dose of silly holiday humor too. It’s rich and luxurious while still being fun for young adults.<br><br>Kepperton Fine Confections are proudly crafted and packaged with care from the finest ingredients. We enjoy paring sophisticated sweets and treats with weird humor for the ultimate joy-gifting combo.

• FINE CHOCOLATES WITH UNREFINED HOLIDAY HUMOR - Hilarious and delicious gag gift for adult children and teenagers
• CUTE GOURMET CANDY GIFT FOR TEENS STOCKING FILLER - Every teen will be thrilled to find elf turds in their Christmas stockings
• FUN GOURMET GIFT BASKET FILLER - Add an element of playful fun to snack food baskets, spa baskets, and wine gift baskets
• ELF TURDS ARE RICH IN PROTEIN AND FLAVOR - Our crunchy almonds are covered in mouthwatering dark chocolate made with the finest ingredients for a luxurious snacking experience
• KEPPERTON PREMIUM DARK CHOCOLATE ALMONDS - Made and packaged with love for our family-owned small business in the USA