Horny Sloth Blue Cotton Candy, Gourmet Novelty Candy for Adults, Gluten-Free Fun Candy Gift Basket Filler Item for Women and Men, Unique Candy Gag

Brand: Gears Out

<p> <b>Keep Calm You Lazy Sloth and Eat TrailMix (It's Better Than Candy!)</b> </p> <p> Break out Aunt Jessi's Sloth Lovers Cotton Candy when deadlines or other frustrations start to weigh on you. A taste sensation that stimulates feel-good chemicals in the brain, this gag gift also acts as a reminder to take a deep breath. Light, fluffy and just as delicious as your favorite carnival candy from childhood, Horny Sloth Blue-Cotton-Candy delivers a magical surge of serenity so you can face-down difficult clients and demanding bosses with aplomb. </p> <p> <b>Gluten-Free Snack that is Delicious</b> </p> <p> Premium ingredients go into every bag of Aunt Jessi's Horny Sloth's snack gift bags so you can indulge with peace of mind. There are so many possibilities for these fun gifts for women and men that you will want to order several to have on-hand. They are ideal odd gifts for white elephant parties or gag gifts for men and women who are celebrating milestone birthdays and retirements. This Sloth Candy is the perfect way to bring down tension and ramp-up the laughs. </p> <p> <b>Loving Life in the Slow Lane - Deliver a Tasty Time-Out</b> </p> <p> When overwhelmed colleagues or relatives come unraveled, our funny-candy cuts the tension without uttering a word. Hand them a pouch and watch them recollect their composure over a sweet treat that symbolizes comfort, friendship, love and comradery in the face of adversity. Use this fun candy as stocking stuffers for wives and husbands, as fun things to hand out during teambuilding exercises and as funny gifts for friends who are going through difficult circumstances. </p> <p> <b> For a lip-smacking way to let-off some steam, add Horny Sloth Cotton Candy by Gears Out to your collection of unique gifts today. </b> </p>

• ENJOY A TIME-OUT from the rigors of adult life with the Horny Sloth's Blue Cotton Candy. This funny adult candy offers a tasty reprieve from office coworkers, loving spouses and demanding kids.
• OLD SCHOOL CANDY meets clever gag gifts for adults in a 1-ounce pouch of fluffy, sugary cotton candy. Slip away to the privacy of your office or car for some satisfying and funny candy for women and men.
• SEND A DISCREET HINT to your spouse or colleague. The Horny Sloth's Bagged Cotton Candy is perfect as stocking stuffer candy for adults, as funny birthday gifts for women and as white elephant gifts.
• A GLUTEN-FREE TREAT when your are looking for a funny time out, Hilarious Sloth Cotton Candy reminds you to not take life so seriously. With its resealable pouch, you can have a little or a lot to get you over the hump.
• PREMIUM FOOD GIFT with a humorous twist, Aunt Jess's Sloth Themed Cotton Candy is made with the finest ingredients and packaged in the USA. It belongs atop your list of novelty gifts for adults.
• SLOTH LOVER SNACK this prank candy include gift basket filler items for men and women, bachelorette party favors for your girl squad, and funny gifts for friends and family who are a bit high-strung.
• RELEASE YOUR FRUSTRATION over a bag of this sinfully delicious and funny candy. Others will laugh at its messaging, too, so you should keep it in your stash of fun stuff to cut the tension at work.