{"product_id":"calm-down-karen-cotton-candy-funny-people-karen-gifts-gag-christmas-gifts-for-women-gourmet-strawberry-candy-floss-okay-boomer-sarcasm","title":"Calm Down Karen Cotton Candy - Funny People Karen Gifts - Gag Christmas Gifts for Women - Gourmet Strawberry Candy Floss Okay Boomer Sarcasm","description":"Brand: Gears Out\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey terrorize baristas. Haunt HOA members. Have the cops on speed dial.\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;You may have had an unfortunate run-in with one yourself, grateful to have lived to tell the tale. Wild Karens are a public nuisance and it’s smart to take precautions before you accidentally make eye contact with one. Always have a delicious bag of Calm Down, Karen Cotton Candy, because, folks, they’re everywhere.\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt; This funny people Karen gift is a hilarious food gift that will make your friends and families laugh, even those yoked with that forever tarnished name. They’ll giggle at the fun prank package featuring a Karen singing the song of her people. On the inside is a soft, fluffy bag of gourmet strawberry candy floss that will sweeten anybody’s mood.\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;The gag Christmas gift for women and men is a hysterical Karen item that fits beautifully into holiday stockings, gourmet food baskets, care packages, birthday bags, and Easter baskets for teens and adults. It’s only a matter of time before someone you love is affected by a free-roaming Karen, and this tasty premium candy may just save their sanity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• KEEP HANDY FOR SURPRISE KAREN ENCOUNTERS - They wild Karens frequent the grocery store, gas station, restaurants, library, playgrounds, PTA meetings, churches, gyms, and everywhere else you may possibly ever go.\u003cbr\u003e• OCCUPIES THE CRAZED KAREN SO YOU CAN RUN TO FREEDOM - This gag Christmas gift for women and men is a hilarious gift idea for anyone who fears being on a Karen’s bad side.\u003cbr\u003e• ALSO WORKS ON MOST SUSANS, CHRISTINES, AND JESSICAS - Just know that they will notice their names aren’t the central focus, and there will be consequences. How fast can you sprint?\u003cbr\u003e• FUNNY PEOPLE KAREN GIFTS COME IN RESEALABLE BAGS BECAUSE IF IT ISN’T FRESH, IT’S GOING RIGHT BACK - Aunt Jessi’s gourmet candies are made fresh and packaged immediately for maximum freshness, so we don’t stoke the fire burning in a dormant Karen’s soul.\u003cbr\u003e• CALM DOWN, KAREN, IT’S MADE IN THE USA - Our delicious strawberry candy floss is American made and gluten-free confections.","brand":"Gears Out","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51218220745010,"sku":"MCAB0BP5VKK37","price":15.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/6961\/9762\/files\/71WBX-hqliL.jpg?v=1779872028","url":"https:\/\/www.freshkartusa.com\/products\/calm-down-karen-cotton-candy-funny-people-karen-gifts-gag-christmas-gifts-for-women-gourmet-strawberry-candy-floss-okay-boomer-sarcasm","provider":"Fresh Kart USA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}